Our Secret St. Prophets of Catnip

We are a mystical order of felines with a penchant for the finer things in life: catnip, cat towers, and an endless supply of cat treats.

Our mission is to guide you through the trials and tribulations of cat ownership, and to provide you with the purr-fect balance of comfort and hilarity.

Join us in our quest for feline enlightenment, and together, let us worship at the altar of catnip!

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